Top 10 Funniest Comments from Spammers on My Blog

I guess you’ve achieved a certain level of success as a blogger when the spammers begin to flood your posts with comments. At least that’s what I’ve been telling myself since the McBlog started getting spammed.

I had to read each of these spam comments to separate the legitimate comments from the crap. At first, this process was annoying.

Then I realized many of these comments were freaking hilarious, especially when you read them out loud.

It’s kind of like watching America’s Funniest Videos. It’s so dumb that you can’t help but laugh, and it ends up being funnier than you expected.

I prepared this post more for entertainment value than anything else. But if there’s a lesson to be learned, it’s that spamming a blog written in English will be more effective when the spammer’s first or second language is English.

Or you need to use a better auto translator.

Of course, when you hire an overseas content mill to write your marketing content for pennies, the quality you receive won’t be much better than what you read below.

Punctuation mistakes, incorrect capitalization and any other bastardization of the English language have been left in their original form as submitted by the spammers. I only left out links that would probably vaporize my website if clicked.

And now, a top 10 list of the funniest spam comments in the history of the McBlog – at least through last week.

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After reading this one out loud, I realized what the spammer was trying to say:

“I saw some beautiful bags but absolutely nothing to write home about.”

What a difference one word lost in translation can make.